How to have the loveliest weekend in 7 easy steps

1. Have a picnic in the park surrounded by leg warmer-wearing trees

2. Visit a barnyard and talk to the sheep, get licked by the cow, laugh at the chickens and intrude upon the 300-lb pig's lunch time

3. Watch silly youtube videos of good natured pranks until the hills are alive with the sound of laughter

4. Plan summer backpacking trips

5. Run and speed walk at the high school track to combat an entire lemon cheesecake, one raw carrot cake, and a lasagna

6. Wear cozy pajamas and watch a bunch of adventurers high-tail it through the wilds of Venezeula

7. Decide to do it all over again in 6 days