Enough with the slug rubbish.

Instead, let's consider what wonderful things are waiting for me within this closet, from which I have clearly been banned. No matter my age, I will always think presents are the bees' knees; I can't help it. But the loveliest part of all is thinking of Jan Michael as he makes his way through holiday traffic and holiday crowds, searching high and low, to find things he knows I will enjoy. All wrapped up in love, that's what I am.